Sonic and Shadow Kissing "I'M BISEXUAL" T-shirt

They really do be smooching Might I ask you a favor?" "Depends what it is." "Kiss me." Shadow's only response to his request is a look of pure confusion—which transforms into one of suspicion not long after, the ebony agent probably thinking that he's trying to pull a prank at him. "For what reason?" "Well...it's complicated..." Sonic says even though the opposite is the truth. He just wants to know what it feels like to be kissed properly. All he ever experienced was a brief kiss with Amy on a Christmas party—long story short: mistletoes and mocking echidnas were included—and the fleeting kisses he sometimes gets from overly excited fans when theymanage to sneak up on him. But why has he presumed that out of all people Shadow would be the best choice to 'fix' his kissing problem, he has no idea. Seriously, he could have just went into a city, shout 'Who wants to kiss Sonic the Hedgehog?!' and he would have a crowd of volunteers in a span of few seconds. And instead, he is here, asking Shadow to do it—even though he knew that voicing the request would more likely earn him a punch to the face rather than the wanted kiss. (...Could it be that he really is secretly a masochist as Tails suspects?) "Enlighten me," Shadow replies as he crosses his arms over his chest, obviously not satisfied with the answer. Sonic gulps heavily. Why does his tongue suddenly feel like it's made of lead? "Er, it's because...ehm..." I just want to know... But no matter how many times he tries, the words just refuse to leave his mouth, his throat constricting and his mouth and tongue just refusing to transform the sounds leaving him into coherent words. And then without any previous warning Shadow kisses him.